Say It With Beef
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General FAQ

WHAT BRAND OF JERKY DO YOU USE?
Because of licensing restrictions and other limitations, we can't disclose our suppliers. However, we can tell you that this is the legendary brand of jerky once used by Greek gods when Broquets were laid upon the graves of their fallen. We can also say that it is made from solid cuts of meat - none of that pressed-and-formed or snack stick "meat in a tube" nonsense.
DO I HAVE TO GET A MUG? CAN YOU DO TURKEY JERKY? WHAT ABOUT VEGETARIAN OPTIONS?
Henry Ford originally offered the Model T in any color a customer wanted so long as it was black. We plan to allow customization and have other products we're looking forward to introducing in the future. Until then, the more you support us, the closer you'll be to your dreams of a tofu Broquet.
HOW ARE THE BROQUETS PACKAGED? DO THEY ARRIVE ALREADY ARRANGED?
We have yet to hear of a florist that can ship flowers pre-arranged in a vase and have them arrive intact. As such, some assembly is required. Each Broquet comes packaged in a handsome, custom-designed tray to protect each flower while a UPS driver kicks the box to your door (just kidding - UPS is pretty awesome). Two trays are placed on either side of the glassware in a discreet, unbranded shipping box. Just like real flowers, each stem is a little fragile, so care must be used to remove them from the packaging and place them in the glass (or directly into your mouth). With roses, the bloom is held together by a thread of edible collagen sausage casing, but you may remove it if you wish. Instructions for removing the Broquet from the packaging are included on the packing slip inside each package.
WHAT IF THERE IS A PROBLEM WITH MY ORDER?
Say it ain't so! What happened? We want to make sure that every customer is 118.25% happy with their Broquets, so if something went wrong, let us know using our Contact page so we can make things right.
AAHHHH!!! I MESSED UP MY ORDER! CAN I CANCEL OR MODIFY IT?
Of course! Head on over to the Contact page, select either "Change Order" or "Cancel Order," and let us know what we need to do. However, we know how anxious anyone would be to get their Broquets, so we package and ship them quickly. Please let us know about any changes within a few hours of placing your order or at least before our daily UPS pickup around 3:00 CST/CDT so we can make corrections before it ships.
DO YOU HAVE A CUSTOMER SUPPORT NUMBER?
As much as we would love to chat with you about how tasty our Broquets are, we're just too busy making them right now! Moving forward, we plan on having a toll-free number for support and orders, but for now, drop us a line using our Contact or Social pages.
HOW LONG WILL A BROQUET STAY FRESH?
If the delicious aroma doesn't tempt you and others from devouring your entire Broquet within the first hour of arrival, you need to be sure to consume it eventually. Jerky is considered shelf-stable and will keep from spoiling for several months (generally, close to a year). Each Broquet is packaged in an air-tight bag with an oxygen-absorbing packet for freshness. An unopened bag should be consumed before the 'Best By' date marked on the package. Once the bag is opened, the jerky will remain fresh for 1-2 weeks if kept in a sealed container. If the jerky is left in the open on display, it should be consumed within 1 week, but we strongly suggest that it be regularly covered to prevent the jerky from drying out.
WHAT IF I HAVE A FOOD ALLERGY?
Unless you're allergic to deliciousness, we don't want a food allergy to stand in the way of you and a Broquet! Check out the nutrition information linked on our product pages, and after you order, head over to our contact page to send us a message with your order number and what you're allergic to. We'll make sure to clean our equipment before making your Broquet. However, if you are extremely sensitive to cross-contamination, please note that at this time, we do use the same equipment for all of our products. Also, there may be a one day delay in processing these orders to allow time for cleaning.
BROQUET? DID YOU SPELL THAT WRONG? IS THAT A SEXIST JOKE?
Absolutely not to both questions! Yes, they are called BROquets just to be a little witty, and while most of our purchases are gifts for men, we don't discriminate - ladies like jerky, too! Why not pick up something different for that special girl in your life?

Shipping

DO YOU SHIP TO MILITARY INSTALLATIONS?
Know what our men and women in uniform need? Protein. At Say It With Beef, we support our troops, and to show our appreciation for their sacrifices, we gladly ship Broquets to APO/FPO addresses for free! Orders are shipped using UPS SurePost, a joint UPS + USPS parcel service where the Postal Service makes the final delivery. Due to the nature of APO/FPO deliveries, delivery times can range from two weeks to a month in some cases. Also, because these shipments are sometimes returned for unknown reasons, we gladly waive reshipment fees and will keep shipping your order until they are successfully delivered.
AM I ABLE TO TRACK MY ORDER?
We know how anxious you are for your delicious Broquet to arrive, so every package has a tracking number that will be provided via email as soon as your order is picked up by UPS. If you placed your order to be delivered on a later date, don't fret - we haven't forgotten about you! It's still scheduled to ship out on time. As soon as your order ships, you'll get a tracking email. Didn’t get your tracking email? Make sure to check your junk mail, but if you can’t find it, contact us, and we’ll gladly provide it for you. Also, please note that your 10-digit order number is not your tracking number. Tracking numbers will start with “1Z3Y669R.”
DO YOU SHIP INTERNATIONALLY?
We really want to send our Broquets to you in Elbonia,* but at the moment, we only ship to the United States. You can make a purchase if you live internationally, but the shipping address would have to be in the United States. If you're interested in placing an order and live elsewhere, shoot us a message so we know what countries we need to prioritize!

+10 points if you got that Dilbert reference.
I WANT AN ORDER DELIVERED ON PRECISELY FEBRUARY 30TH AT NOON. CAN YOU DO THAT?
While the standard UPS services have a guaranteed maximum number of days in transit, but nothing prevents your Broquet from arriving early. In most normal shipping situations, customers consider that to be a good thing. However, when it is a gift you want delivered on a specific day, it makes things a bit difficult, and there isn't really any guarantee that it won't arrive early.

There are two ways to help ensure that an order is delivered on a specific day. First, when you provide the delivery address in our cart, we provide delivery estimates based on UPS' calculations and including our own processing time. If you would like to place an order in advance, use the "Delivery Date" field at checkout. Pick the date you want your order delivered, and based on your selected shipping method, we'll put your order on hold and ship it out to get there on time. Again, remember that for any shipping service, there is always a chance for an order to arrive early.
CAN YOU CHANGE MY DELIVERY ADDRESS, PERFORM A PACKAGE INTERCEPT, OR REDELIVER MY PACKAGE?
We do have the ability to do things like re-routing shipments in transit, change addresses, etc, and we are more than happy to assist. However, many of these services require an additional fee from UPS. These charges are not included in the cost paid for shipping, and and it is up to the customer to pay any additional fees that may be required.

If a package fails to be delivered and is returned to us, we are charged a fee from the carrier for return service. We are happy to reship your order and waive this fee, but you will be responsible for the cost of a second shipping attempt. If you decide to cancel your order instead, you will be refunded for your purchase minus the cost of the return fee. This applies to any orders which fail to deliver due to providing an incorrect address, a PO Box, or any situation resulting in a return not caused by an error on our behalf.

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Pint Glass

There's no better way to showcase your Broquet than with this classic logo pint glass.

Beer Mug

Just like your Broquet, this logo beer mug is big, bold, beautiful, and holds 16 oz of your favorite beverage.
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Original

With a perfect balance of spices and just a hint of sweet, this hardwood-smoked jerky is an old-fashioned favorite.

Peppered

If you like a little extra kick and flavor, try this smoky jerky seasoned with freshly ground black pepper.

Teriyaki

Got a bit of a sweet tooth? Grab a Broquet that is a little sweet, salty, and tangy.

Mixed

They all sound so good, don't they? If you can decide, get a Broquet with four of each flavor!
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Bropourri


Holy crap this stuff is good. Do you like the full stems? Do you like the flower petals? Well you haven't lived until you've had the leftovers! Get four beautiful ounces in a handy doggie bag. Use it as a snack or put it in the floorboard of your car for that lovely "meat musk"!

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Specify a Delivery Date


Want your package delivered on a specific day?

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